Christmas Tree Water Recipe
1 part dry Gin
3 parts Sprite
1 dash Cayenne pepper (optional)
Place one part dry gin in Cocktail Glass. Do NOT bruise the Gin! Carefully add two parts Sprite. Do NOT bruise the Sprite. Optionally, add a dash of cayenne pepper for added flavor. Add 3 tablespoons of dry ice for that mystical, yet strangely, psycho effect.
Gather two neon bulbs and fasten them to the rim of the cocktail glass. Connect two lengths of fabricated steel wire ... one end to each bulb ... the other to you nearest outlet. Flip the switch ... and enjoy! -- Not to be confused witht he very similar Zwikker's Wonderful Wound.