Hot Lunch Recipe
2 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum
1 dash Tabasco sauce
Mix all ingredients in glass. Garnish with small pickle. Light contents of glass on fire. Tilt head back and have your buddy pour it into your mouth (very carefully). Have four more hot lunches and go to bed. You have no business going anywhere after the abuse you just gave yourself.
Remember to eat the pickle - that's the lunch!!! -- Another Name: The Steaming Chest